I spent several hours at the bookstore reading Stephen Colbert’s I am America (and So Can You), finding myself bursting into uncontrollable laughter, and undoubtedly embarrassing myself to no end in the process.

I can’t help it. The book is hilarious. If you watch/like/heard of his show, you have to check out his book. If you have no idea who Stephen Colbert is, you still have to check out the book. You don’t even have to read the pages in order, it’s that good. Better yet, if you want to read as little as possible, just flip to the middle of the book and try to get through the survey.

Excerpt:

How would you describe your body shape?

a) Apple
b) Pear
c) Starfruit
d) Human